A tyrannical King - Charles the Impotent - has taken over the Kingdom. During Charles's terrible reign; Master Limpcock is having a difficult sex life with his wife, Erotica. Erotica suggests a potion to Limpcock to cure his erectile dysfunction. She is soon left alone, and invites a young servant man to have sex with her. The two are being watched through the keyhole by Little Dick (the "King Dick" of the title), a young servant dwarf, who has been instructed by Limpcock to send a message to Nymphomania, a sexually-inadequate witch, who concocts a spell that will hopefully make herself beautiful again.
Nymphomania's Crystal Ball comes to terms of helping her to regain her beauty, only if she receives sixty-nine orgasms during sexual intercourse. She decides to test this out on Little Dick when he arrives, and is accompanied by Aphrodisiac, a wisecracking talking red frog (initially used as one of Nymphomania's ingredients), who helps her to keep track of the number of orgasms she receives each time she has sex. Once Little Dick is knocked out; Nymphomania transforms into a beautiful woman, but returns to her original form, as she has not received enough orgasms to fully break the spell.
She goes to see Master Limpcock, and makes a deal that she can help cure his impotence, but only on one condition: that she keeps Little Dick all for herself. Limpcock agrees, and the well-endowed dwarf - attempting to escape from Nymphomania's clutches, and also from the equally desperate Erotica - successfully escapes, but runs into trouble with some coachmen. He soon finds a job as a stablehand at the town's circus, cleaning an elephant, who frequently flatulates and defecates on people. Little Dick soon starts to miss Nymphomania, as he would rather be with her than be at the circus.
Having a good relationship with others.
To dream of the seasons signify a passage of time and the phases and periods in your life. In particular, if the seasons are changing rapidly through your dream, then it suggest that you are undergoing an important transformation and deep spiritual development in your life. Consider the specific season for additional meaning.
To wear a seatbelt in your dream suggests that you need to work on controlling your emotions. Try to stay compose and do not fall apart in any situation.
To dream that you are having trouble putting on your seatbelt indicates that you are worried about what is ahead in your future.
To see seaweed in your dream suggests that you need to rely on your intuition and trust your instincts.
To dream that you or someone has a secret represents hidden power. It suggests that something is emerging from your subconscious.
To dream that your secret is revealed signifies fear of being exposed for who you really are. It may also indicate pressure of keeping a waking secret that you are desperate to let out. Alternatively, the secret is analogous to some subconscious material that needs to be confronted or addressed.
To dream that you have a secret admirer suggests that there are some unknown aspects of yourself that you need to find out about and incorporate into your character. Alternatively, the dream may be drawing your attention to someone who is interested in you. Or perhaps the dream is telling you to be more aware of your surroundings.
To dream that someone is your Secret Santa signifies the spirit of giving. It is about doing something good without having any expectations in return.
To see or dream that you are a secretary indicates that you need to more order and organization in your life. Dont be afraid to ask for help when you need it.