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Funniest Clinic Duties | House M.D.

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Some of the best clinic duty moments from House M.D. Watch House on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2tu3kHh & iTunes http://apple.co/2tCSJOu Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2goT95b This is the official YouTube channel for House M.D. Watch all of the official clips from the series, the funniest and saddest moments, and follow all of the doctor's most curious cases. #HouseMD #IsItLupus? #Doctors
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Mosab Hijazi (6 hours ago)
"you dont like to swallow , not surprised " - Oh house !
Matthew M (2 days ago)
The Ramona episode was so funny
Sad Sappy Sucker (6 days ago)
Laley Scott (6 days ago)
The last girl has cause to be concerned cause fat people do often get misdiagnosed/treated for the wrong thing on account of their weight. Pregnancy however, isn't one of the misdiagnoses so she's just in denial
Daniel Munguia (8 days ago)
House doesn't give a crap about your fat shamming stupidity
graypetcoyle (9 days ago)
4:37 When House said “huh” like Hank Hill... I felt that
Mae McCord (9 days ago)
"You don't like to swallow...not surprised." Lmao!
Mae McCord (9 days ago)
"You try talking a 73 year old out of sex...with all these male enhancements the pressure to put out's incredible! It's worse than high school!" Omg lmao!
Nexus FX (11 days ago)
*If you like by the river I got a bAG*
Seth Steele (11 days ago)
6:23 Karen complains about everything
IgnatianMystic (13 days ago)
7:53 Lady, if they gave out medals on the planet Stupid, you'd be a goddamn Olympian.
Rly Ok (13 days ago)
“The heartburn. Gotta make sure it’s not... spreading.” 😩😩😂😂😂
Rly Ok (13 days ago)
“You don’t like to swallow. I’m not surprised”
shawn foogle (16 days ago)
Santa shits blood. Smoke? Bruh just be a lil real
shawn foogle (16 days ago)
I love cows. Does drugs. Lol
Tati Fellon (16 days ago)
"You have little people inside you" I gaggedd
Ethical Self (17 days ago)
“You don’t like to swallow....I’m not surprised.” 🤣
American Jedi (17 days ago)
This is what a FAT woman is supposed to look like.
Armaine Paraiso (18 days ago)
I'm ready to be judged. 😂
O’Donnell (21 days ago)
“You have little people inside you”
Mike Hunt (25 days ago)
You have little people inside of you! Muhahha
Pesudo (25 days ago)
gotta love how sjw shit used to get ridiculed
riotgirlckb (26 days ago)
"isn't it dangerous?" "Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are dangerous, difference is this is completely legal"
freezaplanet419 (27 days ago)
7:28 You are currently being fucked by two dwarves as we speak.
Apoapsis Periapsis (30 days ago)
my hand is getting disgusting
Wolfie Brave (1 month ago)
*_Ramona you naughty girl_*
Loraine Lopez (1 month ago)
The last patient is a bitch.
Benedict Saunders (1 month ago)
Where is the god jam donkey show!
AJ 1978 (1 month ago)
'If you live by the river, I've got a bag.' I shouldn't laugh, but...
Sourabh Raja (1 month ago)
Can someone explain me the cow incident!!?
Xerclipse (1 month ago)
That guy who did the circumcision is lucky Gus didnt use that box cutter
Shane Hemphill (1 month ago)
Dude said he loves cows😂
Anthony Porche (1 month ago)
They should've made an episode where it actually was Lupus.
April Kross (1 month ago)
"Im wearing a wrinkled shirt and havent brushed my hair. Youve got athleats foot up your nose. Im ready to be judged"
John Mtnzx (1 month ago)
Who tf uses toe nail clippers for the nose??
Anya Burniston (1 month ago)
Ramona you naughty girl
Connor Rhynes (1 month ago)
Can watch all episodes for free online, thank me later
pankaj mandal (1 month ago)
How come Georgia, the lady from the s01e08 episode 'Poison' isn't here
Ronnie Hill (1 month ago)
A Jew fucking a cow. At least it's kosher to their fake ideology.
allinon1sw (1 month ago)
4:11 Well, it's not Lupus..... *LoL*
Starsong (1 month ago)
Definitely impressed by how well his doctor charted it
Zakiry (1 month ago)
Salome Wainaina (1 month ago)
"Just like Abraham did it"
JessAyu (1 month ago)
Gotta love this fillers 😂😂
Wrist disabled Writer (1 month ago)
The irony of the last case spoiler alert She wasn’t pregnant
Antonia Dunn (1 month ago)
2:35 It’s Headmaster Charleston!!
even flow (1 month ago)
That guy judging Houses appearance, he deserved the verbal smackdown
5:12 looks exactly like the older version of Sheldon Cooper xD
Ella Sams (1 month ago)
im so confused in australia we only go to the hospital when there's an emergency not when we have a bit of pain or we have 'heart burn' or a bloody cold? just go to your local doctors
Cpt.Philippines (1 month ago)
Question about the cigarettes. Would nicotine gum work in the same way?
Marie Apple (1 month ago)
These were all great laughs! Enjoyed every one of these episodes.
Neuro-Cryptid Central (2 months ago)
“It’s worse than High-school!”
EzeegamingE (2 months ago)
*Santa puts on glasses* Santa- "C- c- Co- ge- rius?" Doctor-"Cigarettes" *shocked Santa's face* HAhaha loved that one
EzeegamingE (6 days ago)
@Dornatum ok. So what?
Dornatum (6 days ago)
Not gonna lie, i work in a pharmacy and i sometimes read prescriptions like his.
Nunally A. (2 months ago)
Meemaw haha
HUH (2 months ago)
4:37 When House makes that sounds, you know something is very, VERY wrong.
S Leach (2 months ago)
Can someone please come and get their grandma, and don't let her onto the internet
MladenBro (2 months ago)
I HATE the lady with the dead mother.
Vinnie Syarif (2 months ago)
I've never had any weird patie.... *I love cows*
E-MAN (2 months ago)
This show would work as a detective show too
delaine duquette (2 months ago)
she isn't pregnant she got a 30 pound tumor
raj금 (2 months ago)
"the heartburn.gotta make sure it's not, spreading" 😂
Rishi Sharma (2 months ago)
"You got Athlete's foots in your nose"🤣 I died at the face of House
Dragon God (2 months ago)
The lady who uses her inhaler wrong 😅🤔😭😭😭😭
Alexandra Palmer (2 months ago)
Well, it's not Lupus
David Chungus (2 months ago)
“Well it’s not lupus”
Trisha C (2 months ago)
"i'm ready to be judged" :)
Synyster Gates (2 months ago)
Let me call a plastic surgeon to get the Twinkie back in the wrapper. I’m dead.
Ilona Wolski (2 months ago)
"You have little people inside you." omg I love that line.
Not the Doctor (2 months ago)
Viagra has been on the market for a million years, when are they going to invent something for grey haired ladies ? I'm going to anticipate the used and repeated "it already exists, it's called money."
simon (2 months ago)
whenever I'm at the doctors i always apologize to them because i feel like them touching me is gross to them, even though it's their job
CatCatCat Cat (2 months ago)
4:40 he used the BroomShakaLaka
Mehmetşah Sert (2 months ago)
Omg the guy who tried to curcimsized himself was painfull
exhaustedbean #33 (2 months ago)
“Just like Abraham did it”
Robert Laurie (2 months ago)
In all the seasons, is it ever lupus?
Brandon Rodriguez (2 months ago)
Man wants to fuck a cow, jesus christ
Peter (2 months ago)
Indie from MyMusic has changed a lot 👀
Mitchell Harger (2 months ago)
I'm surprised the guy with the broken finger isn't on here
Crazy 999 (2 months ago)
BBW sexy her voice annoying
Jon foy (2 months ago)
Somtimes House can be a jerk. Sometimes a lovable jerk.
Kait (2 months ago)
2:50 it’s Rory’s headteacher at chilton
mindless Magyar (2 months ago)
Wait he fucked a cow?
jaue82 (2 months ago)
Best is the stoner kid with broken finger but thinks his whole body hurts when he touches it with said finger
M Kc (2 months ago)
Close your legs
MelodyZE (2 months ago)
that fat lady at the end..... the cancer to female species. the old lady that used the inhaler as a perfume thing.... she needs to be stuck in a dumb fuck home, do those exist yet?
Sydical (2 months ago)
Woman: We have flesh! We have curves! Doctor: And you have little people inside of you. Me: 😂😂😂
KnightofDark001 (2 months ago)
"I'm ready to be judged." That fucking smirk on his face. Goddamn it, I wish I had that type'a face. Envy.
Rose Vampire (2 months ago)
“You have little people inside you”
KINGTOMMY123 Govier (2 months ago)
When it's heart burn . eat Greek style yogurt it normally does the trick.
PapaHades 1950 (2 months ago)
That santa guy is from child's play 3
Fuckologic (2 months ago)
As someone with severe arthritis one of my favourite things to do is watch House and laugh out loud each time he mentions a drug I've been taking xd
SuperVegitoFAN (2 months ago)
6:54 never really understood the english term for that... since the annoyance is part of the throat...
Krossadgitarr (2 months ago)
jupi hazel (2 months ago)
You have little people inside you🤣
Docomonater Skywalker (2 months ago)
Why does this dude look like pay gasol
Jake Klim (2 months ago)
I miss this show so much
Nicky (2 months ago)
Was she pregnant though.. What am I saying of course she was
Ayo Mayonnaise (2 months ago)
If you live by the river and a bag lol
Jessica Chin-Shong (2 months ago)
"I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to brush my hair this week , you've athletes foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged " 😂
linkinriss (2 months ago)
You want to know how politically correct has become France? They changed the word "cigarettes" for "rice" but kept the other dialogues. So I guess we are at a point where rice has become addictive and dangerous in my country...
Death Shock (2 months ago)
You don't like to swallow, no surprise.

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