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"Why don't you ask your huge cock?"

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A true story (adapted from a real forum post where some guy described how his parents attitude changed after they discovered his 11 inch penis). -- I had a real normal childhood -- playing ball, training wheels, nintendo. My parents were happy and as an only child I received as much attention as I wanted. Things were great, and I was loving life. Until my Dad got a peak at my 11+ inches. I had always thought my huge cock was normal size -- I mean, what did I have to compare it too? My parents hadn't seen my cock since they bathed me when I was maybe 5 or 6 -- that is, until I fell in a lake during our annual family holiday. After I fell in, Dad pulled me out and took the motorboat back to the cabin and tossed me some fresh clothes to change into out in the front lawn so I wouldn't track water all trough the house and damage the floors. I stripped down outside and changed into the dry clothes, and when I looked up I noticed the cabin window drapes mysteriously draw to an abrupt close. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but that would mark the first time my Dad saw my 11+ inches. Things were okay for a while. I found it odd that my Dad would often enter the bathroom while I was bathing and pull aside the shower curtain and ask me some banal question that, really, could have waited till later, but I still was very much oblivious to the fact that my 11+ inches was so much bigger than Dad's meager 5 1/2. At dinner one night Dad threw his plate of lemon herb chicken on the floor and pointed at me with his fork, screaming: "You think you're better than me, hotshot!" And I was just plain confused. My huge cock was the only cock I had ever seen, and thus I felt it was completely normal. Well, I went to the gym with Dad one day when I was 16, and I noticed something odd in the changing room -- my 11+ inches was way bigger than these guys meager cocks. I guess I felt cool, but I really didn't think much of it. Soon Mum got wind of my huge cock. I could feel her staring at the prominent bulge in my shorts as I walked around the house, practically drooling over my 11+ inches. One day she came into the bathroom while I was showering -- and she was naked. She opened up the shower curtain and her eyes never rose up to my face. I had been masturbating so my huge cock was at it's full 11+ inches. She said: "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't realize anybody was in here" I said: "Uh, you didn't hear the water running?" She didn't answer, but instead asked: "Would you like me to leave and come back later?" I was like: "Um, yeah." By this time, I started to understand: my parents were jealous of my huge, 11+ inch cock. Mum was jealous Dad's cock was only a meager 5 1/2 inches, and Dad wad jealous that he didn't have a huge cock like his son. Soon, my folks wouldn't even hardly talk to me. I'd ask a question like: "Where is the newspaper?" and they'd be like, "Why don't you ask your huge cock?"
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Joshy Gordon (3 months ago)
🤣
George Pasteur (3 years ago)
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Banner (3 years ago)
what the fuck am i watching help
Daniel Briglia (4 years ago)
lmao
Froggysmod (4 years ago)
mr dillon
Rueben Alicea (5 years ago)
Lmfao
Steel (6 years ago)
So he's hard 24/7 ?
ELK1989612 (6 years ago)
fucking 4chan...
gabriel max (6 years ago)
really!? wtf?!
Hannah Fisher (7 years ago)
why??? JUST WHY?
Kevin Wadley (7 years ago)
Dude I am so high watching this.
bobby dunham (7 years ago)
g13 classified
MultiJebusChrist (7 years ago)
oh shit!
Manifest Destiny (8 years ago)
this was probably a troll forum post LOL
iamnotglenn (8 years ago)
"and then I grew up to become a porn superstar."
Emin Muradov (8 years ago)
hahahaha 11 inches huge cock LOL
ashliski (8 years ago)
lmfao - 'tell me everything' mistake! Reminds me of a family guy episode
DracoHouston (8 years ago)
lmao
dempyo (8 years ago)
lol
Halvor Raknes (9 years ago)
This is the first time I read something serious on this topic. I reckon the interpersonal energies focused on any male with an extraordinarily impressive penis for many ruin their lives and make ordinary living impossible. That said it can also be a blessing when wielded by someone strong enough to deal with it as it is also a means of bestowing unusual levels of sexual tension and thus unusually impressive releases with a partner being given such a gift. And there are spiritual sides as well.

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