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FYI this is more of a joke on the character of Maxine than White Girls, but Search Engine Optimization is king, so...
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THE FOLLOWING IS EXACTLY WHAT I WRITE FOR MY SCRIPTS:
Ugh i fucking love your eyebrows
Stop that guy! digging through purse - Where is my fucking gun! I can never find anything in this fucking bag. “this would never happen to Samantha”
Had a whole “Writing a ticket” section that got cut too
Danny: Come on, I’ve been gone like 5 minuts
Max: i’m sorry sir, i already started writing the ticket
Danny: Come on, can’t you cut me some slack?
Max: EW excuse me? You’re lucky I’m not writing you a ticket for that trucker hat. Talk about 5 years ago!
Drops Starbucks - OFFICER DOWN SEND BACKUP!!
on foot Running after a suspect. I have a 1078 eastbound on Main st. Suspect has a beard and green eyes and is fucking dreamy
Max: Ugh can we write her a ticket for being ratchet? Nice Skirt honey we can all see your VAGINA, its not even begazzeled
Dan: You can’t yell at pedestrians like that
Max: Shut up Danny you’re not supposed to be my fucking partner my partner is supposed to be Becky but she’s being a fucking BITCH.
Max: Ugh I’m just kidding I love her she’s just such a stupid slut.
Max:on phone, looking at dan
Dan: What are you doing?
Max: I’m tweeting about you. Hashtag Not My Type
Max: Ugh these powdered donuts are gonna go straight to my butt. Do you want one?
Dan: No. I’m ok. Plus I’m Driving
Max: What are you saying I’m FAT? Spits donuts at him
Max: Ugh look at this skank she’s so fucking ratchet. And i know ratchet when i see it… Over the Radio Ratchet
Dan: You can’t do that!
Max: I’m doing her a favor!
Dan: You’re kinda being ratchet right now tbh
Max: Oh look a stray dog.
Max: Dispatch, do we have any reports of missing dogs?
Radio: No reports unit 93
Max: OH wait that’s just BECKY
I love how you think _______
Radio: Gets call Murder suspect heading North on Main st all units respond
Max: Ugh thse aren’t gonna be dry
Dan: What are you doing? GO
Max: MY FINGER NAILS AREN’T DONE YET DAN
Radio: Suspect is headed towards a starbucks
Max: WHAT Vroom vroom
Walkie talke: I’m going to need backup. There are too many ratchet itches in front of me at starbucks.
Max: We are In pursuit of a stolen vehicle and HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SALE AT FOREVER 21?!?! Nevermind
Max: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Dan: I ran that red light, i’m sorry.
Max: NO you stupid Betch I saw you leaving Jimmy Chu’s and I had to see what you got!
Dan: Oh, yea I got these for my girlfriend
Max: Oh you have a girlfriend? Is she prettier than me?
Max: Step out of the car Sir
Max: Have oyu been drinking tonight?
Dan: No maam
Max: Well i smell skinny margaritas
Dan: Uh, i don’t drink skinny margaritas
Max: You’re right I do! So pick me up at 8 mmk?
Dan: Is there a problem officer?
Max: Do you know why i pulled you… - looks up - Oh i thought you were Ryan Gosling. Nevermind Goodbye!
Max: Oh relax I’m just gonna write you a warning. AHHH is that a spider!?
ALMOST DID A Corner Shoot Out
Dan: Ok they’re right around this corner. I’ll draw their fire you take them out!
Max: Fixing hair
Dan: What are you DOING
Max: My hair is a MESS it has to be the humidity
Dan: HEY FOCUS. You shoot the one on the right I’ll shoot the one on the left
Max: The one on the right? He’s the CUTE one I’m not shooting the cute one you have to do it.
Dan: Ugh FINE I’ll do the one on the right you shoot the one on the left.
Max: Oh but he looks so nice! Do we have to do this? I have an idea, what if we just tell them to stop being so silly and we all go get frozen yogurt!
Oh relax, you’re lucky I’m not writing you a ticket for those eyebrows! Hack Job!!! Thirsty - I saw your top and it was amaze-balls where did you get it OMG
This is like my favorite video. Haha I'm pretty sure you won't read this but I highly suggest more white girl videos like white girl front desk agent (because I am and it would be funny) white girl cashier, white girl everything because you guys are fucking funny :)/hope you see this max, lololololol
You know i hate to say it but i think Max's content has been much better than Jenna's. He seems to put a lot more effort into it. Keep up the great work Max. I always get a good laugh out of your videos
I dunno. This would've been funnier if it were titled: Lindsey Lohan as a cop. She's the only human being I can think of that'd do most of this stupid shit cuz she's a RABIA and all. Other than that, meh, it just comes off as two middle school guys making fun of girls. Nice outfits though. :)
This is funny. Take your heads out of your butts and laugh for once in your life! This isn't meant to be sexist, it's meant to be a joke, now take it as one. You didn't have to watch it. Obviously you can predict what the video will be based on, from the title. Sorry, but, I'm going to continue laughing! :D
Please go to English class. *Too. And it's not racist. Both are white, so that means they're making jokes about their own race. Something that is clearly NOT racist. And it isn't sexist either. His ex can make videos about what guys do but as soon as max does it, it's sexist. You're just one if those people who get pisses at everything because you can't take a joke and you're too thin skinned.
Having a good relationship with others.
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