From playing strange board games at high speeds to weird people fulfilling their needs, here are 23 funniest people on Roller Coasters!
8. The Rock
This infamous photo was taken of Dwayne the Rock Johnson at Disneyland and he knows what the camera wants to see. How did the Rock get those guns past disneyland security!? The Brahma Bull is taking some time off from laying the smackdown on all you fools just for one day to enjoy some disneyland time. Back when WWE was great, the Rock was certainly without a shadow of the doubt the best WWE champ there ever was. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Or does he just need some deodorant.
7. The Camera’s Are Watching
Before you decide to punch your girlfriend in the face, be sure there’s no cameras just ask ray rice. It seems like this photo would be a little bit hard to stage and we honestly think she just got smacked in the face. Those roller coaster are moving quite fast and him aim would have to be perfect in order to get that close without actually hitting her. If she agreed to try to stage this photo, it would be a perfect opportunity for him to purposely hit her and say it was an accident.
6. Flash Mountain
Here in this photo we see a perfectly coordinated and well executed flash taking place on flash mountain. This must be the adult version of disneyland and kids aren’t necessarily allowed on this one. There is a phenomenon going on called Flash mountain when women might pull their tops down and get the twins on camera. These ones normally aren’t for sale and won’t show up on the screen while you’re leaving. There’s probably some guy at disneyland who has thousands of these photos stored somewhere on his computer!
5. Just Reading the Newspaper
Don’t mind us everyone, we’re just reading the newspaper, nothing to see here! Move along now! Reading a newspaper is difficult enough during a windy day, but when going about 30-40 miles an hour down a hill on a log ride we imagine it to be even tougher! It can really be tough to keep an eye on the stock market when you have water flying at you in all directions!
4. The Sad Clown
This clown here has been waiting in line for the past 5 hours but there just seems to be something else on his mind that’s bothering him. Of course, he’s sitting by himself once again and he just don’t understand why no one will talk to to him. He’s tried going to the gym to be more appealing, but that didn’t work. He’s tried wearing funny pants and that didn’t work. The more he sees people happy, the bigger his frown seems to get.
3. Can’t Keep it Down!
This is exactly why you don’t eat too many fried churros when you go to amusement parks! Although they are sugary and delicious, they might have a tendency to come back up if you go on goliath at six flags! A full stomach in general is just a bad idea when getting on a roller coaster. It’s probably safe to say that this guy will not be getting a 2nd date with the girl on the left and he’s gotta keep himself in check
2. Dirty Disneyland
When going on fast moving rides sometimes, people are just looking for something to grab onto and … This sly bro in the sunglasses figured during the excitement of the final drop on splash mountain, the woman in front of him would have no idea he’s giving her a quick friendly grab. If she says anything, he could say, he was protecting her from getting splashed.
Game Cubing Down Splash Mountain
That’s how you know this was old, back when gamecube was a thing! These 4 guys get out our number 1 spot for the craziest roller coaster photo because we’re pretty sure no one sells game cubes inside an amusement park. We imagine that’s just a carefully made cardboard TV but it’s it’s not, massive props!