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Wicked Willie — VHS Trailer for (TV 1990) — Cartoon of a penis / cock and (no) balls
 
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Wicked Willie (TV 1990) A series of shorts about adventures of a man and his "willie". They are best friends and talk about everyday problems they face, like competition or women and their "kitties". Willie is a live talking character in this satire on sexuality. Director: Bob Godfrey Writers: Gray Jolliffe (original idea), Gray Jolene Wicked Willie is a humorous British cartoon character, personified as a talking penis, created by Gray Jolliffe (illustrator) with Peter Mayle. He first appeared in the book, Man's Best Friend, published in 1984. Its irony is that the 'dreadful little trouser mole' is by far the sharper of the two brains". Author Peter Mayle describes Wicked Willie as "a rampant penis". In her book Communicating gender, Suzanne Romaine notes: "The personification metaphor suggests that the penis leads a life of its own. It has been popularized in Britain in the form of the Wicked Willie books, where Willie is referred to as "Man's Best Friend". Scottish feminist linguist, Deborah Cameron notes that: "In England, there is a popular cartoon character called "Wicked Willie" [..] The underlying conceit is that men secretly regard their penis as an individual in its own right (and one to whom they are deeply attached). Though the cartoon is a joke, it presumably speaks to a widely recognized, culturally constructed experience of the penis as an uncontrollable Other, with a life of its own." The character also contributed to the permissiveness and acceptance of sex on the high street. British journalist Libby Purves writes: "High street shops no longer bother to put their hopping penises on a high shelf, and nor do bookshops selling Wicked Willie and the like."
Views: 165682 Dead On Arrival
PowerTrip (18+)
 
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UNCENSORED VERSION: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/614710 Follow me for animation updates and stuff in general (NSFW updates stuff follow my Tumblr) TUMBLR http://spazkidin3d.tumblr.com/ FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/Spazkidin3d TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Spazkidin3d background artist other work: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pee-Jay-Concept/201311583341165?ref=hl Here we are, Something I started months ago took a few vacations and finally finished up. Dont worry, there wont be any big monthly waiting anymore, im gonna try and release at least one cartoon a month
Views: 19831093 Spazkidin3D
How To Measure Your Penis - Brought to you by:  Condomerie, worlds first condom store
 
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Short animation to help use Condomerie's measuring system. Find your own perfect fit condom at http://condomerie.com/condooms-op-maat . Brought to you by: Condomerie, www.condomerie.com Produced, written, directed & animated by: Greg Lawson www.greglawson.nl Music & Sound Design by: Juus Piek www.piekmuziek.nl Voiceover by: David Swatling davidwatling.wordpress.com
Views: 108578 Theodoor van Boven
How To Measure Your Penis - Brought to you by:  Condomerie, worlds first condom store
 
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Short animation to help use Condomerie's measuring system. Find your own perfect fit condom at http://condomerie.com/condooms-op-maat . Brought to you by: Condomerie, www.condomerie.com Produced, written, directed & animated by: Greg Lawson www.greglawson.nl Music & Sound Design by: Juus Piek www.piekmuziek.nl Voiceover by: David Swatling davidwatling.wordpress.com
Views: 5477 Theodoor van Boven
Ride To Hell Retribution Part 15 Strip Club Boobs: King Dick Walkthrough Lets Play Tutorial Guide
 
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Worst game of all time? you be the judge. so far, so bad. 1/10 rating, and i understand why now. i dont think you should watch this video. more Ride to Hell Retribution Walkthrough Here: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLh2CBy1Gzr-Tl7POaj6Xsgcfiy5W835Xf Subscribe? Ride to Hell: Retribution takes place in 1969, telling the story of Jake, a Vietnam veteran and member of a family of bikers. Having come home to a changed country, Jake attempts to live a peaceful life with his uncle and brother. After the gang-related murder of his brother by a rival biker gang, Jake swears vengeance. The biker movement, the hippie counterculture, and rock music are referenced in the story. Achievement Guide: To Hell and Back 100 Complete all other achievements. (11) Gang Wars 10 Defeat 10 Devil's Hand enemies. Master of Massacre 20 Defeat 500 Devil's Hand enemies. Anger Management 10 Perform a Rage Attack on foot. Road Rage 10 Perform 10 Rage Attacks on bike. (2) Hands On 10 Perform a kill with every type of melee weapon. (5) Target Practice 10 Get 3 A Grades at the gun range. (3) Lead Heads 10 Kill 50 enemies with Headshots. Taking the Initiative 10 Perform a Dirty Fighting Technique attack. Wheelie Good 10 Perform an S Grade Wheelie. (1) Get Some Air 10 Perform an S Grade Jump. Slide It In 10 Perform an S Grade Powerslide. Wheelie God 20 Perform 10 S Grade Wheelies. (1) Flying High 20 Jump a total of 1000 feet. Slip and Slide 20 Perform 10 S Grade Powerslides. (1) Lock & Load 20 Purchase 5 Weapons. Mr. Nice Guy 10 Save a girl. Ladies Man 30 Save every girl being harassed. Bookworm 30 Purchase all the Manuals. My Prescription 30 Sell one of every drug type. Card Shark 10 Collect a Playing Card. Card Collector RED 20 Collect all the cards in the red deck. (2) Card Collector BLUE 20 Collect all the cards in the blue deck. (1) Painting the Town 20 Unlock all Bike Paints. Art Appreciation 20 Unlock all Bike Artwork. (1) Sweet Ride 20 Unlock all Bike Parts. Unfinished Business 10 Complete the opening sequence. The Bigger They Are... 30 Defeat Anvil. Killing Cowboys 30 Defeat Colt. Right Hook For Meathook 30 Defeat Meathook. Explosive Endings 30 Defeat Greasy Steve. Carpenter 30 Defeat Triple 6. Holy Ghost 30 Defeat King Dick. Pretty No More 30 Defeat Pretty Boy. Bloody Retribution 30 Defeat Caesar. Easy Rider 80 Complete the game on the Easy Rider difficulty setting. Badass Biker 80 Complete the game on the Badass Biker difficulty setting. One Percenter 80 Complete the game on the One Percenter difficulty setting.
Views: 185757 DJ Hes Lets Plays
CYSTOSCOPY  post-op septum vagina,  dog
 
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The vertical septum was surgically removed. Please compare it to the previous video cystoscopy, by Dr. Infernuso, DACVS. the vertical tissue was removed and the vaginal canal re-established
Views: 814686 Tomas Infernuso
Die Antwoord - "Cookie Thumper" (Official Video)
 
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Subscribe now: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Noisey Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom": http://bit.ly/Fatty-Boom-Boom CLOSE DA CURTAINS! PUMP UP DA BASS! PLAY IT FUCKED UP LOUD! SET TO 720p HD MUDAFUCKAZ! DA COOKIE THUMPER IZ HERE!!! YO-LANDI VI$$ER is a cute young ORPHAN GIRL who has a big crush on a bad-ass GANGSTER BOY called ANIES. ANIES has just got out of PRISON. INSIDE prison ANIES runs with the notorious NUMBERS gangs. OUTSIDE prison ANIES runs with the UGLY AMERICAN street gang. YO-LANDI thinks about ANIES day and night, hoping he will come visit her soon. Sure it's fun to fuck with the DARK SIDE. But careful what you wish for...YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT! (SEE CREDITS BELOW) COOKIE THUMPER - Lyrics THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON THAT LITTLE GIRL'S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON? U CAN'T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW YES DADDY, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFF DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GANGSTA HAAI, DAAI BRA ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? DAAI BRA ANIES HY DROOM INNIE MANG JA VAN MY PUNANI, JA JYS LEKKER JAS BRA VINGER IN JOU HOL IN, NXA! HAAL UIT DIE GANJA JA PAKKIE ZOL IN! KLAP IT SOOS N RASTA Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S DREAMING IN JAIL DREAMING OF MY PUNANI, YEAH YOU HEAVY HORNY BOY FINGER IN YOUR ASS, NICE! WHIP OUT THE WEED YOU SMUGGLED IN JA ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, HIT LIKE A RASTA I RHYME TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! SPARK MOSH-PIT SHIT COZ I RHYME SO HYPE PUT ME IN FRONT OF SUM1 I DON'T LIKE I GO PUNCH! KICK! BITE! FIGHT! I'M KRAY-KRAY LIKE O.D.B. YO-LANDI DOWN WID O.P.P. I SMELL LOVELY COZ I DON'T EAT MEAT 2 MUCH BUBBLY DEN I GO PEE-PEE LOOK OUT HERE CUM LITTLE EVIL ME I GOT A ITCHY LITTLE NEED 4 SPEED RAP ON DA BEAT LIKE A HI-SPEED CHASE SONG I GOOI ROOI! NO MUDAFUKIN BREAKS ON ALL DEZE POP SONGZ SOUND LIKE DA SAME SONG I BURN DEM! JA MUDAFUCKA FLAME ON! BOW DOWN 2 HER MUDAFUCKN MAJESTY NO RAPPER OUT DERE AZ BAD AZ ME! SNY JOU KOEKIE! SNY-SNY JOU SNOEKIE COOKIE! Translated: CUT YOUR LITTLE CAKE CUT-CUT YOUR LITTLE FISHY CAKE CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY! CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN GANGSTA DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S VARS UITIE MANG JA WYS HOM PUNANI, WAARS JOU COOKIE THUMPER? GEE HOM PUNANI, MAAR HY SOEKIE BUM BRA! Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S FRESH OUT OF JAIL SHOW HIM PUNANI, WHERE'S YOUR COOKIE THUMPER? GIVE HIM PUNANI, BUT HE WANTS MY BUM-BUM! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN ROU BRA EK BLOM MET ANIES LEKKER OPPIE SOFA HE LOVE YO-LANDI COZ IM BLONDE ALL OVER MAAR YOH! DAAI ANIES HY HOU VAN MY BOUDE! Translated: THAT BOY ANIES HE'S A FUCKIN RAW BOY I CHILL WITH ANIES NICE ON THE SOFA HE'S LOVES YO-LANDI COS I'M BLONDE ALL OVER BUT JEEZ! THAT ANIES, HE REALLY LOVES MY BUM-BUM! Artist: Die Antwoord Album: Donker Mag Label: ZEF Recordz Directed by Ninja Cinematography by Alexis Zabe Guest cinematography by Paul Gilpin Edited by Saki Fokken Bergh Post production by Left Produced by ZEF Filmz in association with VICE Serviced by Elfstone Pictures and Reeleyes Films Wardrobe by Gabrielle De Gersigny Art Department: Kezia Eales and Shaun Baskind Titlez and Grafik D-Zine by Poesbek aka Leri Muthafukn Greere Special thanks to our lovely AD, Lalage Avis, for keeping the ship afloat during the storm. And to Kimpossible for you know what girl Xxx Salute! You Should Subscribe Here Now: http://bit.ly/VErZkw
Views: 34783823 Noisey
Introduction to Male Reproductive Anatomy - Part 3 - The Penis
 
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http://www.anatomyzone.com 3D anatomy tutorial on the basic anatomical structure of the penis, using the BioDigital Human (http://www.biodigitalhuman.com). Join the Facebook page for updates: http://www.facebook.com/anatomyzone Follow me on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/anatomyzone Subscribe to the channel for more videos and updates: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=theanatomyzone
Views: 313624 AnatomyZone
Sex To Sexty Ebay Haul
 
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http://www.gigglesforguzzlers.com/ Here are ten issues of the infamous laff rag Sex To Sexty I recently purchased. All will eventually be sampled at gigglesforguzzlers.com. The song Your Right is not my composition. It can be found here: https://archive.org/details/Your_rightguitarbongosbass
Views: 6237 BoDuley
Penile Prosthesis Animation Sequence
 
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Visit: http://www.urologysanantonio.com This animation sequence shows how a penile prosthesis device works. A penile prosthesis or penile implant is a surgical treatment option for men with erectile dysfunction. It is appropriate for men whose impotence is not treatable by less invasive solutions such as medication or men who opt not to use more conservative therapies such as pills (Viagra, Levitra, Cilias), MUSE tablets or tri-mix penile injections. A penile implant is placed surgically by a urologist. Dr. LeRoy Jones at Urology San Antonio performs this procedure and is one of the most experienced penile implant surgeons in the world based on the number of surgical cases performed. The operation to implant the device takes less than an hour, and the patient goes home the same day. Eight weeks after the surgery, the man returns to the urologists office where he is taught how to activate the device. As this video shows, to create an erection, the man squeezes a marble-sized pump located in the scrotum between the testis. Squeezing the pump causes the two cylinders located in the penis to fill with saline or salt water and create an erection. Unlike with vacuum constriction devices, the penis remains warm and is erect enough for intercourse. The sexual sensation when using a penile implant is not altered and a man can reach climax or orgasm as usual. After the man and his partner are satisfied, the man can deflate the device by pressing a release valve located on the pump, returning the penis to a flaccid state. The penile implant device is totally concealed within the body, and no one can tell by looking at the man naked that he has a penile implant. The penile implant was invited in the 1970s by a urologist at Baylor College of Medicine.Urologists have provided this erectile dysfunction treatment to men for decades; however, the penile implant is not well known among the general public and even among primary care physicians. Urologists who do not perform the penile implant surgery sometime neglect to suggest such a solution to men whose ED is not cured otherwise. Patient and partner satisfaction rates for the penile implant are extremely high (85 to 95 percent) as documented in the medical literature. American Medical Systems (part of endo) manufactures one brand of penile implants. AMS' 700 model is shown in this video. This video is copyright of AMS/endo and is posted with permission.
Views: 859099 Urology San Antonio
SHEAR MY ASS BITCH
 
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SHEAR MY ASS BITCH funny
Views: 363034 hacibi
Blair's enormous penis
 
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I guess Soul never noticed underneath all the bubbles huh :P
Views: 3885 FelisVulpes
SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE ™: SPIDER-MAN
 
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A real Spider-Man would be a terrifying super-hero. Alternate lyrics for this song: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. Subscribe now for more Animation Domination High-Def clips: http://bit.ly/RXLBii Like Animation Domination High-Def on Facebook: http://bit.ly/ADHD_FB Follow Animation Domination High-Def on Twitter: http://bit.ly/ADHD_Twitter Follow Animation Domination High-Def on Instagram: http://instagram.com/foxadhd Follow Animation Domination High-Def on Tumblr: http://bit.ly/ADHD_Tumblr You can make your own GIF of any moment in this video at http://www.foxadhd.com Animation Domination High-Def is a block of cartoons that air every Saturday on FOX at 11PM/10c and all over the Internet all the time. Writer: Heather Anne Campbell (https://twitter.com/heathercampbell) Storyboard Director: Matt Marblo Music/Composition: David Schmoll Voice Talent: Heather Anne Campbell Animation: Garrett Davis, Sean Glaze/LordSpew, Sean Solomon, Matt Marblo Design: Julia Srednecki, Derek Kirk Kim, Amanda Winterstein, Marcos Cohen, Miranda Tacchia, Violet Bruce Editor: Richard Sanchez SOURCES: - Spiders are covered in hair; spiders' feet end in 624,000 hairs for climbing. (A. Martin, Institute for Technical Zoology and Bionics in Bremen, Germany.) - Spiders have four pairs of eyes. (Ruppert, E. E., Fox, R. S., and Barnes, R. D. (2004). Invertebrate Zoology (7 ed.) - A spider's web strands come from what are known as spinnerets. These are four cone-shaped projections at the rear tip of the abdomen near the vent. (Craig, C. L. (1997). - "Evolution of arthropod silks". Annual Review of Entomology) - Male-male courtship display has been observed in several spiders in the families Salticidae and Lycosidae. (Bristowe, 1929) - An average of 250 spiders are found during a human autopsy, living in the endocrine system. (Chicago, IL; East Coast autopsies reveal more spiders) - Spiders and Milk Production. (Fun Facts About Spiders, see also The Elaborate Structure of Spider Silk; Lin Römer and Thomas Scheibel) - Spiders penises detach when mating. (Welsh, Huffington Post, 2012) - Spiders' guts are too narrow to take solids, and they liquidize their food by flooding it with digestive enzymes and grinding it with the bases of their pedipalps, as they do not have true jaws. (Wikipedia) SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE ™: NINJA TURTLES | ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF http://www.youtube.com/user/foxadhd © 2013 Fox Broadcasting Company
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FAIL, A League of Legends Parody
 
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Support The Channel! PATREON LINK: https://www.patreon.com/Gonzossm *Video contains Swearing and Violence Viewer discretion advised* like n share it would help me alooot Project took too long to finish, bit off way more than I could chew so it took me longer than expected lol. but at least it looks nice c: hope you guys enjoy it, lov u. had to reupload it 2 times cuz of issues with uploading. Sorry bout it it should be fine now :) New T-Shirts! http://gonzossm.spreadshirt.com/ Follow me on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Gonzossm Animation/Writing/Annie/Guy: Gonzossm https://www.youtube.com/user/Gonzossm Ashe/Announcer: Natsumiii http://www.youtube.com/user/sweetiebutt Alistar: Ryitus http://www.youtube.com/user/Ryitus Blitzcrank/Garen: StephanosRex http://www.youtube.com/user/StephanosRex Teemo/Karthus: Tom Ebblewhite http://www.youtube.com/user/ClassifiedRanTom Thanks everyone else who helped in n out of the animation throughout its dev theres to much to name lol but yeaaaa c: add me on league. send gifts plz. i need all skins ever. fight me ill wrek u league: gonzossm
Views: 17785243 Gonzossm
The Rebeliebers' Revenge (2) I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS BIG BLACK DICK
 
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Series: Tragedy Rises Episode 8 Chapter 2 **EDIT** This is the last video I'm making. I'm gonna stop making cartoons now, but I might make some shorts on my other channel. You can check that out here: www.youtube.com/xAnimeGal7. I feel bad leaving you guys with only the first 2 chapters but I think it's time for me to stop. I've taken way too many breaks and hiatuses from video making and now I'm just tired of making videos. Walter begins rehearsing the song that they've been practicing since last week. Macy complains that she's hungry and wants to eat first before they practice. Walter gets angry because then they'll waste time. Macy ends up finding Irene and Dean in the cafeteria. Same old same old if you don't like the video, then leave and don't watch it! Nobody is forcing you to so don't waste your time with hate And if you like the video, then give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends! GOOGLE + https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/108902020908226498356/108902020908226498356/about Check out the above links often because I post very frequent updates of what's going on so check it out ! (: Tags: tragedy rises episode 8 chapter 2 I don't care about his big black dick rebelieber club rebelieber bieber bieber fever club justin bieber big black dick big dick black dick dick balls cock big cock sex porn pornography masturbation sexy guy WHERE ARE YOU PERIOD? (WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS? PARODY M/V) WHERE ARE YOU PERIOD? (WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS? PARODY M/V) WHERE ARE YOU PERIOD? (WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS? PARODY M/V) WHERE ARE YOU PERIOD? (WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS? PARODY M/V)
Views: 2487 DaisyDraws
Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)
 
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First music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, "So Hard." Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Brian Storm on the visuals http://dreamchaser-films.com Starring Melissa Soria as Katie http://twitter.com/meet_melissa And Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person) instagram: @robertsidneymull Lyrics Verse 1 Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell And I don't fall for chickens But this one a little different Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken got me thinkin she the one man even fully clothed, shawty really fun man get a lotta hos, but none of those come close I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd oh yeah there's one more thing and I know this shit gonna sound insane but I still haven't hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding Never been up inside before Because shes only fucked one guy before and though I really wanna boink this whore she ma sweetie 3.14 so I'm stayin patient, and masterbating, and now ma heart is sorta racing cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake But on the way to crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is So I say "who this" and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim" Chorus 1 and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww Awww damn Verse 2 Man this is crazy I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay Even though I was about to get laid! Man this mafucka look like Ashton Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman In other words, he's so damn attractive So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him And he payin for it all, he investment bankin... I'm acting, like i ain't distracted but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss mid stream, I look left and guess who it is and I had to see, and I was mad discrete and I got on my toes and I took a little peek oh my god becky, look at that cock Chorus 2 And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt Aw damn Verse 3 I don't know what to do dude's dick is really huge I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth I know she's missin that My penis isn't that I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs Six pack on a dick Now what the fuck is that It's so long and thick It's like a punching bag I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing Got ma dick looking like a raisin Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy What the fuck should I do? He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru.... I think it's time to Tell Katie ma goodbyes Cuz I simply can't survive After seeing what was in between his thighs So I tell her Chorus 3 that this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend I had to move ma neck to see it end to end I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end Because the sex with him must have been the best And I would say let's just be friends, but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye then she told me dicky I don't really know what to say because I dated this dude in second grade so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came, I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺ My mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room. Beat - How can u stop by Cashous Clay Check out his instrumental mixtape, he's fantastic http://www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-Uncleared-Instrumentals-mixtape.28553.html al green sample, check him out on itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al-green/id99603
Views: 36665180 Lil Dicky
How the Vagina Works
 
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A video about how the vagina works. Why it's important that the vagina is turned on, why some people find some sex positions more comfortable and why vaginas don't get 'less tight' because of sex.
Views: 242729 BISHuk
All-Nighter: Robot Sex Toy
 
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The gang is introduced to a robot that's so sexy it's scary and then stops being sexy. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.com
Views: 1619629 CollegeHumor
The male orgasm explained
 
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This animation talks about how the male orgasm happens and what changes occur in the body during each phase. Healthchannel makes complex medical information easy to understand. With 2D and 3D animations checked by medical specialists, we give information on certain diseases: what is it, what are the causes and how is it treated? Subscribe to our Youtube channel and learn more about your health! Healthchannel Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/cherishyourhealthtv Subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=cherishyourhealthtv Have a look at our other channels as well: http://www.youtube.com/gezondheidspleintv http://www.youtube.com/user/sehtaktv Thanks for watching! Don't forget to like our video and leave a comment.
Dick Figures : Sex Marks the Spot (Ep #18)
 
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Pre-order DFTM from Mondo - http://bit.ly/12JizdW Pre-order DFTM from iTunes - http://bit.ly/16Nmrbg Pre-order DFTM from Amazon - http://amzn.to/1dDHVjI Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart. Dick Figures was created by Ed Skudder, who wrote, directed and voiced the episode along with Zack Keller. Visit the official Dick Figures website: http://richardfigures.com for exclusive videos and more! ╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗ ║╚╣║║║╚╣╚╣╔╣╔╣║╚╣═╣ ╠╗║╚╝║║╠╗║╚╣║║║║║═╣ ╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩═╝
Views: 1273 ItsDickFigures
Dear penis - cartoon
 
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Dear penis - cartoon Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
Views: 3088 Tiaan Genade
The Rise and Fall of the Cartoon Penis
 
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I think ahmis8 blew my penis... Up
Views: 548 amusingbluemonkey
Misty's Boobs - Rare Candys
 
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Hello...my eyes are up here?! GOSH! This episode is about one moment in Pokemon history in which some editing needed to be done when coming to North America. Like BIT90s on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/BIT90s Follow us on Twitter: Martin - https://twitter.com/bartin_mennett Brodie - https://twitter.com/BrodieCooper91 BIT90s Merch Store: http://bit90s.spreadshirt.com/ Rare Candys Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhI8D6KxnKEKhyg7sbsqkYisBXXY35O-S Music by: http://www.youtube.com/user/llmott Tell 'em we sent yah! Footage is mirrored for copyright reasons. © Hack Addict Productions 2013
Views: 1385432 Back In The 90s
WHERE'S MY PENIS GONE?! - VINNIE 5 (Adult Cartoon)
 
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Oldman Vinnie is created by Daniel Blinston, It's about a homosexual ghost that haunts an old man (Vinnie) and his pet cat (Tony). "Where's my penis gone" is the 5th episode of the series. Vinnie goes for a aids test but accidentally ends up having a sex change. This cartoon was created by Anime Studio 9 Pro, Sony Veges HD.
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Voodoo Dick
 
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A man purchases a dildo for his wife that has been enchanted by voodoo magic. Directed by Jeremy Dick. 2001
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All About Boys Puberty
 
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Sign up for our WellCast newsletter for more of the love, lolz and happy! http://goo.gl/GTLhb Today we're exploring puberty in boys, talking about what's happening in your growing body and how to deal with it. We'll go through the stages and identify the signs of puberty inside and outside your body, so you know what to expect (or what's already happening) and how to deal with it. Watch our video to learn the best acne treatments, including foods that will help you fight acne from the inside and what to do when something...unexpected pops up in the middle of the night! More resources for your most pressing puberty questions: http://boysunderattack.com/ http://kidshealth.org/teen/ Download our worksheet on our site: http://goo.gl/9uVMC Check out some other awesome episodes of WellCast: 1. Inside Puberty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsj6dW6qKRc 2. Coping With Grief http://goo.gl/aD4OH 3. Ways to Stop Bullying http://goo.gl/WOzSy 4. Dealing With Rejection http://goo.gl/f3Pw5 5. Party Survival Guide for Introverts http://goo.gl/WYZVe Want a package deal? Check out our playlists! 1. Top 10 Most Popular WellCast Videos http://goo.gl/nDrJC 2. For Our Introvert Friends http://goo.gl/CeYbO 3. Tips for your Social Life http://goo.gl/ZKkrS 4. Our Relationship and Dating Advice http://goo.gl/ODZZf 5. Study tips for School! http://goo.gl/0hRQ8 ABOUT WELLCAST: In this twice-a-week show, we explore the physical, mental and emotional paths to wellness. With an emphasis on education, the show addresses both the latest trends and long-standing practices of wellness—everything from the efficacy of the gratitude experiment to the importance of sunshine and vitamin D. Follow along as your host, Kate, guides you through a bi-weekly journaling exercises that helps you apply what you've learned. The ultimate goal: one year, one show, one journal, one collective journey to wellness. Like us on Facebook! http://goo.gl/0DHVJ Follow us on Twitter! http://goo.gl/Ylcv6 Find us on Google+ http://goo.gl/ylCVT Follow us on Tumblr! http://goo.gl/Ds3TB Follow us on Instagram! http://goo.gl/q3IUC Follow us on Pinterest! http://goo.gl/lNhu2
Views: 10523107 watchwellcast
Dick Figures The Movie - Chapter 1 of 12
 
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Buy/Rent DFTM from Mondo - http://bit.ly/12JizdW Buy/Rent DFTM from iTunes - http://bit.ly/16Nmrbg Buy/Rent DFTM from Google Play - http://bit.ly/14eImLW Buy/Rent DFTM from Amazon - http://amzn.to/1dDHVjI Country-specific details on where to get it - http://bit.ly/18uvzCo Upload Your DFTM Movie Review Video Now! - http://bit.ly/1aUhdTR Welcome Dick Figures fans! Big news - Dick Figures the Movie is going to be free on YouTube. Once a week, for 12 weeks, the full feature will released in chapters right here on Mondo. For those of you who can't wait to see how it ends, you can rent or download the full feature on a number of platforms. For fans who live outside the U.S., Dick Figures The Movie can be ordered now from anywhere around the world and viewed directly from our website: http://bit.ly/12JizdX. For fans who live in the U.S., you'll be able to watch the film in HD on a platform that's convenient for you such as iTunes, Amazon, Yekra, or Google Play. Links up top.
Views: 3636866 MondoMedia
big penis and gaypapa
 
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funny!
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Shemale funny
 
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Shemale funny
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I'M COMING CUMMING COCKS
 
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WE CUM, YOU SHIT A POOH BEAR
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Dick Figures - GTA: Pacific Grim (Ep #41)
 
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Buy the complete Season 5 from Google Play - http://bit.ly/1jsjxTT Buy the complete Season 5 from Mondo - http://bit.ly/1jQxe1x DICK FIGURES - "GTA: PACIFIC GRIM" Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don't realize they're actually controlling a giant mech that's terrorizing their town!
Views: 2984704 MondoMedia
Kevin Hart⎢SEX can be uncomfortable at times⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq
 
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Subscribe for more: http://full.sc/MB0Ji8 Wanna get some funny? Well, we got it for you right here at the Comedy Shaq! The best urban comedians, on your screen, when you want it...Comedy Shaq's Five Minute Funnies. Exclusively on The Comedy Shaq! Your TV just got funnier. Want more Five Minute Funnies Click here: http://full.sc/O48lLT Shaquille O'Neal's Comedy Shaq Network is an urban themed comedy channel featuring stand-up comedy, original web series, sketch shows, animation and more! Like Comedy Shaq: http://Facebook.com/ComedyShaq Follow Comedy Shaq: http://Twitter.com/ComedyShaq Official Website: http://ComedyShaq.com/ More Shaq at: http://YouTube.com/SHAQ Follow Shaq: http://Twitter.com/SHAQ Like Shaq: https://Facebook.com/ShaqVerified Shaquille O'Neal's AllStar Comedy Jam: http://ShaqAllStarComedyJam.com/ Follow All Star Comedy Jam: https://Twitter.com/ShaqAllStarTour http://www.youtube.com/user/ComedyShaq
Views: 2718100 Codeblack Comedy
How Erections Work - Tamil
 
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http://www.mdhil.com. TAMIL: Sriram explains in detail how erections work. You may know what an erection is but take this sex education and male anatomy lesson to understand the science and physiology behind erections. How does a penis go from limp to hard? Is it only sexual arousal? New TAMIL video every Tuesday! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkbY0q5M0TUft0QxFQYAzMA?sub_confirmation=1 Questions [email protected] or SMS: 9901872779 Connect with us! http://www.facebook.com/mdhil http://www.twitter.com/mhealthtips
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That One Cow - Episode 05 - "Mating Season"
 
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http://www.thatonecow.com That One Cow is a new Animated Satirical Comedy revolving around the life of some cow friends on a farm. The Cartoon is adult oriented and intended for mature audiences. *NOTE* If you are offended by shows such as "South Park" or "Family Guy", please do not watch. - 2013 In this episode, Roofus gets ready for his yearly task while the rest of the gang deal with the event in their own way.
Views: 400289 That One Cow
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (Official Music Video) [HD] - RednexMusic com
 
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Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/RednexOfficial/ Tour schedule - http://www.bandsintown.com/Rednex Live stream - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMNbpbNTM86RYe2jlxTIHsw Booking - rednexmusic.com Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (Official Music Video) [HD]. Released in 1994.
Views: 73992093 Rednex Videos
"GTA5 Poop" Sex with Chop
 
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Lamar recalls his Threesome with Franklin and Chop. "Chops cool as a Muh'fucka man with a big dawg Dick"
Views: 13036 Cheezy McWiggles
Where Does the Penis Go During Intercourse?
 
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http://www.dodsonandross.com The penis goes into the vagina during penetration.
Views: 243685 Carlin Ross
Key & Peele - Insult Comic
 
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An insult comic meets his match when an audience member demands to be roasted despite suffering from some very serious deformities.
Views: 17316944 Comedy Central
Awkward Interviews with Cosplay Girls at ComiKaze 2013
 
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SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! http://bit.ly/SubMF MORE GIRLS! http://youtu.be/ZjyZ78D1rds Some viewers think my interviews are creepy or inappropriate. So here's a video just for them! What Do Cosplay Girls Think of My Interviews? http://youtu.be/p9wsWGJxja0 MORE 2013 CON VIDEOS! The Girls of Comic-Con 2013 http://youtu.be/ZEE8IOxVWI8 ALL NEW Girls of Comic-Con 2013 (Part 2) http://youtu.be/9ueljDmSwgQ Yaya Han at Comic Con 2013 http://youtu.be/SuD-ecasKT0 Playboy Playmate of the Year Claire Sinclair http://youtu.be/TFn6x00rb3w Comic-Con Douchebaggery 2013 http://youtu.be/117vyJz9bTk Heather Clay at Comic-Con 2013 http://youtu.be/xGLX-J-WFGU F&@%ING COMIC-CON! http://youtu.be/TT2V76pNXCk Raychul Moore as Cammy at Comic-Con 2013 (with Yeshmin Blechin) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd9qiZ07loU YESHMIN AT COMIC-CON! http://youtu.be/pKmlawyC6fE Yeshmin Goes to Comic-Con Part 2! http://youtu.be/oFXQYTjqK1Y NERDGASM at Comic-Con 2013 http://youtu.be/CoBTeZRedf0 Raychul and Janessa Get Sexy http://youtu.be/LIvb2NapVtE Lei Fang (Dead or Alive) at Comic-Con 2013 http://youtu.be/L1z8VKgO3dI The Last Girls of Comic-Con 2013 Video! (until another one maybe) http://youtu.be/kZgQjennJjc Music: Intro: "Esctasy X" by Audionautix (aka Jason Shaw): http://www.youtube.com/audionautix Awkward Music: "Long Stroll" by Kevin MacLeod Ending: "Pixel Peeker Polka" by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com Special thanks to Mark W. Gray for shooting this! http://www.youtube.com/professorpuppet Edited by Joseph Delgado Huge thanks to the GIRLS! Vegas PG http://www.facebook.com/VegasPG‎ Raychul Moore http://www.facebook.com/theRaychul‎ LeAnna Vamp http://www.facebook.com/LeeAnnaVamp‎ Fenchurch Dent (Wonder Woman) https://www.facebook.com/theoriginalfenchurchdent
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How to Draw a Penis
 
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A few tips on getting your entry ready for Danny Valderamma69's subs contest.
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Why do girls suck penises?
 
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anime is koe de oshigoto ovas go watch ps i do not own this anime !!!!!!!
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How Ejaculation Works - Kannada
 
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http://www.mdhil.com. Kannada: Sriram has taught about about the male anatomy but what happens do your body when you ejaculate during intercourse or from sexual arousal? Hows the semen exit your penis? Sriram explains the science behind ejaculation in this episode of The Naked Truth, our sexual health series! New Kannada Video every Monday. Subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUWDcqwAtPY9ghGRkU8ev5g?sub_confirmation=1 Questions? [email protected] or SMS: 9901872779 Connect with us! http://www.facebook.com/mdhil http://www.twitter.com/mhealthtips
Views: 45968 mdhilkannada
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
 
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Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed By - Mickey Finnegan www.mickeyfinnegan.com twitter.com/mickeyfinnegan Produced By - Jenn Khoe Cinematography By - Robert Lam www.bobbydp.com Edited By - Kane Richardson www.scrypictures.com Animation By - Simon Chan www.scrypictures.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- Bill nye theme song now im getting hungry than a muthafucka put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 whered I put that honey mustard lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week. How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked... Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high Verse 2 now im freakin out up in this bitch cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff so I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something that pretty girl im humping becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother or some other fucking disgusting person ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high verse 3 rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry in her video the whole world's made of candy damn...I aint even got no candy so now at the fucking c store where ya man be torn than a mafucka peanut eminems or a twix cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier homeland, Nazir! s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street gotta wait until that muthafucka's green now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex crafted a long text, took about an hour took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck. Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high outtro Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/game/id261727947 He sampled Mala, changes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/mala/id26485637 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 28451004 Lil Dicky
Penis speed painting [!!!AMAZING!!!]
 
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JUST WOW ITS FANTASTIC AAMAZZINGGGGG
Views: 2326 Joseph Azzurro
Mickey Mousecapade - Game Grumps
 
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Man blows up male doll
 
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